A collection of packages, including cigarettes, candy and other stuff.
When all else fails, write a letter about packages.
"All we do here all day long is building fires to dry the mud off of our feet. The reason it takes all day to dry our feet is because we have to plow through the stuff continually to get enough wood to keep the fire going."
Also, my grandparents kept chickens in their yard in Mount Kisco. Babe boasts that now, he, too had one...briefly.
"I just finished by range firing today, and it was a lot of fun. I qualified as sharpshooter and missed expert by just 4 points."